//store the quotations in arrays
quotes = new Array();
authors = new Array();
quotes[0] = "<strong>If there's one thing I love about honorable people,<br> it's that you can always count on them to be honorable.</strong>";
authors[0] = "<strong><i>Panther the Hand</i></strong>";
quotes[1] = "<strong>Bravery is the shield of the stupid.</strong>";
authors[1] = "<strong><i>Rob Scarlett</i></strong>";
quotes[2] = "<strong>Don't get caught.</strong>";
authors[2] = "<strong><i>Randal the Light</i></strong>";
quotes[3] = "<strong>Do your job.</strong>";
authors[3] = "<strong><i>Randal the Light</i></strong>";
quotes[4] = "<strong>HooWhaa! Devil Dog!</strong>";
authors[4] = "<strong><i>Rob Scarlett</i></strong>";
quotes[5] = "<strong>WasteRunners, you're on your own.</strong>";
authors[5] = "<strong><i>Alanom at the onset of Team Grand Melee, QoH 2000</i></strong>";
quotes[6] = "<strong>Umm...Hello Hospital...</strong>";
authors[6] = "<strong><i>Lion</i></strong>";
quotes[7] = "<strong>Reliance upon others is weakness for the strong, but strength for the weak.</strong>";
authors[7] = "<strong><i>Rob Scarlett</i></strong>";
quotes[8] = "<strong>The essence of balance is detachment.</strong>";
authors[8] = "<strong><i>Rob Scarlett</i></strong>";
quotes[9] = "<strong>The Paths of thief and god are worn as one in the Earth.</strong>";
authors[9] = "<strong><i>Randal the Light</i></strong>";
quotes[10] = "<strong>To embrace a cause, to grow fond or spiteful is to lose one's balance.</strong>";
authors[10] = "<strong><i>Panther the Hand</i></strong>";
quotes[11] = "<strong>I'll take the porcelin dog and put the rest on a gift certificate, Chuck.</strong>";
authors[11] = "<strong><i>The Tick</i></strong>";
quotes[12] = "<strong>We must indeed all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang seperately.</strong>";
authors[12] = "<strong><i>B. F.</i></strong>";
quotes[13] = "<strong>We chose our profession in defiance of the greed of the monarchy. We will not live for the sake of taxes to fatten the nobles pockets. We choose to live the only life available to those who would be truly free. We are thieves.</strong>";
authors[13] = "<strong><i>Ancient Unseen Proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[14] = "<strong>Yep... daggers in the night.... that's me... famous for 'em...Racked up more kills than Panther and the Scarlett combined...</strong>";
authors[14] = "<strong><i>Bebhinn Olithreach</i></strong>";
quotes[15] = "<strong>Remember:  if it's raining, shoot a hole in the trash can.</strong>";
authors[15] = "<strong><i>Kyle, 6/18/2002</i></strong>";
quotes[16] = "<strong>For Example, while a spell-caster cannot ask, 'Who killed Sir Shlep?', he can ask, 'Who killed this knight?'. The answer the spell-caster will get will be symbolic, so it cannot be 'Fred the Fighter did', but it can be 'A man from the south who wears black and likes to fight Florentine.'</strong>"; 
authors[16] ="<strong><i>The Omnibus to the Realms, Fortune Tell spell description</i></strong>";
quotes[17] = "<strong>He's pointing; isn't he?</strong>";
authors[17] = "<strong><i>Rob to Dirk, while rowing a boat with Lurch seated behind him facing out over the bow. Rob had asked Dirk to point to the destination so he could keep on course. </i></strong>";
quotes[18] = "<strong>Men easily believe what they want to.</strong>";
authors[18] = "<strong><i>Caesar</i></strong>";
quotes[19] = "<strong>Be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you.</strong>";
authors[19] = "<strong><i>Ovid</i></strong>";
quotes[20] = "<strong>Thank you Southern Wastes & friends, for the eating-drinking-dancing-card sharking adventure known as Panther's Inn.  That was stylish & cool.</strong>";
authors[20] = "<strong><i>Jarrod Marshall, N/S War '03</i></strong>";
quotes[21] = "<strong>If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being, and who is willing to destroy his own heart?</strong>";
authors[21] = "<strong><i>Alexander Solzhenitsyn</i></strong>";
quotes[22] = "<strong>The only thing needed for evil to prosper is for good men to do nothing.</strong>";
authors[22] = "<strong><i>Edmund Burke</i></strong>";
quotes[23] = "<strong>At the end of the game, the pawn and the king go back in the same box.</strong>";
authors[23] = "<strong><i>Ancient Unseen Proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[24] = "<strong>Many an ancient lord's last words have been, 'You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh.'</strong>";
authors[24] = "<strong><i>Terry Pratchett</i></strong>";
quotes[25] = "<strong>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.</strong>";
authors[25] = "<strong><i>Frank Herbert</i></strong>";
quotes[26] = "<strong>A true friend stabs you in the front.</strong>";
authors[26] = "<strong><i>Oscar Wilde</i></strong>";
quotes[27] = "<strong>Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected.</strong>";
authors[27] = "<strong><i>Kurt Vonnegut</i></strong>";
quotes[28] = "<strong>No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain; its impressions are unmistakable.</strong>";
authors[28] = "<strong><i>Marquis de sade</i></strong>";
quotes[29] = "<strong>Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.</strong>";
authors[29] = "<strong><i>Dark Helmut</i></strong>";
quotes[30] = "<strong>This place is your haven, your second home, and your sanctum. It is where you will train in the skills of the cutpurse and the cutthroat, and it will treat you as well as you treat it.</strong>";
authors[30] = "<strong><i>From the Book of the Unseen</i></strong>";
quotes[31] = "<strong>No one <i>plans</i> on being a Thief, but the ones I have known, the ones who enjoy it, they never turn back</strong>";
authors[31] = "<strong><i>Anonymous</i></strong>";
quotes[32] = "<strong>If it's not nailed down, steal it. If it is, get a crowbar.</strong>";
authors[32] = "<strong><i>Thieves' proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[33] = "<strong>I'll never, ever steal again if I get out of this... Wait. Yes I will.</strong>";
authors[33] = "<strong><i>Heard in the shadows wherever a job goes bad.</i></strong>";
quotes[34] = "<strong>Thieves are not fighters, we are killers</strong>";
authors[34] = "<strong><i>Garoc the Dark</i></strong>";
quotes[35] = "<strong>Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal instead of the victim</strong>";
authors[35] = "<strong><i>Ancient Unseen Proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[36] = "<strong>I've never had a problem with stealing.  I've had problems with the law</strong>";
authors[36] = "<strong><i>Panther the Hand</i></strong>";
quotes[37] = "<strong>It is easier to commit murder than to justify it.</strong>";
authors[37] = "<strong><i>Thieves' proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[38] = "<strong>The greater the number of laws and enactments, the more thieves and robbers there will be.</strong>";
authors[38] = "<strong><i>Thieves' proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[39] = "<strong>Crimes were committed to punish crimes, and crimes were committed to prevent crimes.  The world has been filled with prisons and dungeons, with chains and whips, with crosses and gibbets, with thumbscrews and racks, with hangmen and heads-men - and yet these frightful means and instrumentalities have committed far more crimes than they have prevented.... Ignorance, filth, and poverty are the missionaries of crime.  As long as dishonorable success outranks honest effort - as long as society bows and cringes before the great thieves, there will be little ones enough to fill the jails.</strong>";
authors[39] = "<strong><i>Robert Ingersoll</i></strong>";
quotes[40] = "<strong>Business is a combination of war and sport</strong>";
authors[40] = "<strong><i>Thieves' proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[41] = "<strong>To take something from a person and keep it for oneself:  that is robbery.  To take something from one person and then turn it over to another in exchange for as much money as you can get:  that is business.</strong>";
authors[41] = "<strong><i>Thieves' proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[42] = "<strong>There's nothing certain in a man's life except this:  That he must lose it.</strong>";
authors[42] = "<strong><i>Aeschylus</i></strong>";
quotes[43] = "<strong>Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.</strong>";
authors[43] = "<strong><i>German Proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[44] = "<strong>Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.</strong>";
authors[44] = "<strong><i>The Color of Money</i></strong>";
quotes[45] = "<strong>In every bet there is a fool and a thief.</strong>";
authors[45] = "<strong><i>Thieves' Proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[46] = "<strong>No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.</strong>";
authors[46] = "<strong><i>Terry Pratchett</i></strong>";
quotes[47] = "<strong>Trust only movement.  Life happens at the level of events, not of words.  Trust movement.</strong>";
authors[47] = "<strong><i>Ancient Unseen Proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[48] = "<strong>The worst crime a Thief can commit is to betray his own guild. The land is ours to move through like fish through water. What we steal is ours, and woe to the one who crosses our path or betrays our guild. The fellowship of Thieves is all. To betray that is to betray yourself. Remember that the Thieves in your guild are your brothers and sisters. They have all been in situations similar to yours, or will be. We stick together, for we are the only ones who understand each other.</strong>";
authors[48] = "<strong><i>From the Book of the Unseen</i></strong>";
quotes[49] = "<strong>Opportunity makes the Thief: the thief who has no opportunity to steal considers himself an Honest person.</strong>";
authors[49] = "<strong><i>Saskia</i></strong>";
quotes[50] = "<strong>There is no such thing as coincidence.</strong>";
authors[50] = "<strong><i>Randal</i></strong>";
quotes[51] = "<strong>A Life Lived in Fear Is A Life Half Lived.</strong>";
authors[51] = "<strong><i>Anonymous</i></strong>";
quotes[52] = "<strong>Those who trumpet their sufferings are usually the ones most deserving of agony.</strong>";
authors[52] = "<strong><i>Lion</i></strong>";
quotes[53] = "<strong>When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.</strong>";
authors[53] = "<strong><i>Rob Scarlett</i></strong>";
quotes[54] = "<strong>Not all who wander are lost.</strong>";
authors[54] = "<strong><i>J. R. R. Tolkien</i></strong>";
quotes[55] = "<strong>Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god.</strong>";
authors[55] = "<strong><i>Ancient Unseen Proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[56] = "<strong>A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it.</strong>";
authors[56] = "<strong><i>J. R. R. Tolkien</i></strong>";
quotes[57] = "<strong>Rules are not necessarily sacred, principles are.</strong>";
authors[57] = "<strong><i>Panther the Hand</i></strong>";
quotes[58] = "<strong>Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.</strong>";
authors[58] = "<strong><i>Dylan Thomas</i></strong>";
quotes[59] = "<strong>Death solves all problems--no man, no problem.</strong>";
authors[59] = "<strong><i>Garoc the Dark</i></strong>";
quotes[60] = "<strong>Fear not what we reap, but rather what we sell.</strong>";
authors[60] = "<strong><i>Kaz</i></strong>";
quotes[61] = "<strong>In each of us two natures are at war—the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose—what we want most to be we are.</strong>";
authors[61] = "<strong><i>Jekyll and Hyde</i></strong>";
quotes[62] = "<strong>There is no I in team, but there is an Eat Me.</strong>"; 
authors[62] = "<strong><i>Folkestone Proverb</i></strong>";
quotes[63] = "<strong>Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.</strong>";
authors[63] = "<strong><i>Randal the Light</i></strong>";
quotes[64] = "<strong>Laughter is the best medicine, but in certain situations, the Heimlich maneuver may be more appropriate.</strong>";
authors[64] = "<strong><i>Rob Scarlett</i></strong>";
quotes[65] = "<strong>The addition of the Southern Wastes was what made the South team competitive - if they had wound up on the North I think it would have been an blowout.</strong>";
authors[65] = "<strong><i>Steve Johnson, on N/S War 04</i></strong>";
quotes[66] = "<strong>At Queen of Hearts and North/South War the Southern Wastes are often clamored over (and damn well should be).</strong>";
authors[66] = "<strong><i>Amergin, on the value of coinage in the Realms, Realmsboard.net</i></strong>";
quotes[67] = "<strong>Things I'd like to see cleared up: 1...2...3...4. The whole rumor about Kaz being from some high-elven bloodline (Okay, I just made that up, but how else do you explain his shooting?) </strong>";
authors[67] = "<strong><i>Vawn on the idea of a Realms Mythbusters show posted on Realmsboard.net</i></strong>";



//calculate a random index
index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);

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document.write("<DT>" + "\"" + quotes[index] + "\"\n");
document.write("<DD>" + "— " + authors[index] + "\n");
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